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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Eastern European terror gangs have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Eastern European terror gangs - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Eastern European terror gangs.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Eastern European terror gangs, The English People said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".


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